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Spelling Test — by RKNews — last modified 2007-08-17 01:46

Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive. "The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

Did Ghandhi have a sense of humor? — by RKNews — last modified 2007-08-17 01:26

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet! He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Another Reason to Learn Hebrew — by RKNews — last modified 2007-12-27 20:42

A joke? or whistling in the dark.....in Tehran? Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him, "George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner." "What did it say on the banners?" Bush asks. Mahmud replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN." Bush says, "You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner." "What did it say on the banners?" Mahmud asks. Bush replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew." [Isn't it nice. We don't even have to wait a year for the names and places to update the familiar old jokes!]